(rolls eyes)

Yay!!!! someone has sense!!!!

what the fuck

what the fuck (LOL)

I don’t believe in satan either. Where is Satan?
Where is the evidence that Satan is real? And why is Zoroaster identical to Jesus long before there even was a claim about Jesus?
Why did so many other gods (which you say are false) live and die and then get resurrected?
Why is the Jesus story more important than the Dionysus story? Or the Xalmoxis story?
They are all the same story and they are older than Jesus.
That doesn’t mean Jesus isn’t real – it just means there is no reason to believe the Jesus story either.

There is no good reason to believe in any of these gods.

Christians and Jews both believe Yahweh (YHWH or JEWE) is God – The only difference is that Christians believe Jesus (YHWSO or JEWSO) is Yahweh Who saves (YHW = Yahweh, SO = Saves).

Out of your list, only the religions still in existence, should be regarded as valid, and it boils down to only two trees:

Tree1:
Judaism (start <2000 BC, (gave rise to)->
Christianity (start 35 AD, 30% world’s population – half of which is Catholic)
<-(opposed by)<-
Islam (start 600 AD, 23% world's population)

Tree2:
Hinduism (start (gave rise to)->
Buddhism (start +- 500BC, 6% of world’s population)

then there is the religion called Atheism:

(start +- 1800 AD) Atheism (2% of world’s population)

and then

non-religious (+-16% of world’s population)

So your choices are:

1.a Yahweh Elohim is my God but I deny Jesus Christ is the Messiah (Judaism)
1.b Yahweh Elohim is my God and He came as Jesus Christ the Messiah (Christianity)
1.b Allah is my god and I deny Jesus Christ is God (Islam)

2.a Everything or anythings can be my god (Hinduism)

2.b I will become my own god (Buddhism)

3. there is no god (Atheism)

but don’t forget there is also satanism:
4. the enemy of God is my god

and then the 5th choice:
5. who cares… I’ve got other stuff to do…

I put it to you that there are only 2 choices: either Jesus Christ is your God or the enemy of Jesus Christ is your God.

choose wisely… look at their fruits… humanity has flourished under TRUE Christianity…

Sour grapes

You are non existent. I love god always and forever. If you don’t. Keep it to your non existing self.
JESUS SAVES . I love Jesus . We don’t want people like u in church. So stay home for Christmas . Who the the heck cares what you do, where you go, on Christ mas

“So much easier to hunt for funny Old Testament quotes than to discuss modern belief, isn’t it?”
You say that now, but bring up any convenient issue upon which “Christians” are hot-and-bothered about today (homosexuality, birth control, divorce), and y’all are pounding that book of yours (especially the Old Testament) and screaming those “funny Old Testament quotes” at max volume!